when you get to school and realize you forgot to put on deodorant
I AM SO FUCKiNG SICK OF TUMBLR
HOW THE FUCK CAN I RELATE TO THIS ARMADILDO
I DONT FUCKING KNOW BUT I CAN
I CANT TELL YOU HOW BUT I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS ARMADILLO FITS HERE FUCK TUMBLR YOUVE RUINED MY LIFE
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
1 month vs 7 months
When will you dog ever move
baby husky and its tennis ball
When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.
Run, you clever boy. And remember.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
This is brilliant.